Deploy Cat$OOPS
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Solana · Memecoin · $OOPS

The internet's
most irresponsible
developer.

A kitten with sudo access and zero supervision pushed $OOPS to mainnet. We don't recommend it. We don't endorse it. We're already long.

DEPLOY CAT // boot.sh
v1.0 (maybe)
> de
Buy on Jupiter →Read the Thesisship it. meow.
Deploy Cat kitten at terminal deploying $OOPS
deploy_cat.exe
NOT A BUG.
A FEATURE. 🐾
ship now,
ask later
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// 01 — on-chain

Contract & Live Stats

you must DYOR. we did not.
contract_addressPENDING
TBA — COMING SOON
▶ buy on jupiterfollow @DeployCatOops
24h Volumeawaiting launch
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stats unlock the moment the cat hits ENTER. follow @DeployCatOops for launch.

// 02 — the doctrine

The Thesis

$OOPS is not financial advice. $OOPS is a personality disorder, served on-chain, piloted by a kitten that confuses the ENTER key with a scratching post.

  1. 01

    Deploy Cat has never audited a contract.

    Audits are for cowards with quarterly reviews. Deploy Cat reads risk reports the same way it reads documentation — which is to say, never.

  2. 02

    Deploy Cat has never tested a contract.

    Tests exist to catch mistakes. Deploy Cat does not make mistakes. It makes features that haven't been understood yet.

  3. 03

    Deploy Cat has never read the documentation.

    Docs are for projects that plan to exist next week. We are planning for the next 6 minutes, tops. Vibes over verification.

  4. 04

    Deploy Cat deploys anyway.

    ENTER has been pressed. The transaction has been signed. Undo deployment not found. There is no rollback. There is only forward.

reads nothing.
understands nothing.
deploys everything.

// 04 — tokenomics

Total Supply

1,000,000,000(1 billion)

calculated by a cat. round numbers only.

Ticker
$OOPS
Chain
Solana
Tax
0 / 0
Audits
Zero. Forever.
One billion tokens. No team allocation we can locate. No vesting schedule we can find. No spreadsheet was harmed in the making of this distribution because no spreadsheet was opened.

// 05 — how to buy

Four steps. No tests. No audits.

01

Get a Solana wallet

Phantom, Solflare, Backpack — anything that holds SOL. Bonus points if your seed phrase is on a sticky note next to your monitor.

02

Fund it with SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Skip this step at your own peril (you will need it).

03

Swap on Jupiter

Paste the $OOPS contract address into jup.ag, set slippage to something reckless, click Swap. Welcome aboard.

04

Press ENTER and pray

Confirm the transaction. The cat has already pressed ENTER on its end. Now it's your turn.

Open Jupiter →Follow on X(the cat is watching.)

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